"Brussels Griffons are the perfect dog. Charming, smart, easy to train, easy to groom and even easier to love. Small...Smart...Sturdy...Sensitive...Social. THE FACE OF A MONKEY, THE HEART OF AN ANGEL."
I think we all look at the picture of Hines and kind of think....wow, that dog looks like a monkey or a rat. But to be polite we say Gizmo or an Ewok. I really don't normally admit that my puppy looks like a senior citizen monkey but when the breeder says it....it really gets you thinking. (PS: Did you notice it said "easy to groom," she must have missed my post about bathing hinsey)The breeders website has a page on the puppies. See below. Which one do you think is Hines?
Did you get it right?And yes.... I also wonder why the breeder takes pictures of all the puppies in front of a fake fern? Of all the backgrounds to choose from.... they choose faux greenery.
If you did not find Hines, see below:
Okay-try your best to look past all of the fake ferns and look at the puppies. Why does our dog look like the crazy one?!? Seriously look at his face and the eyes bugging out. Here it is close up for your viewing pleasure.
mmmm.....yep. I don't really have anything to say about this picture.
Seriously, is this really happening? ..... as if the faux fern was not bad enough now the dog is in a mini jungle wearing a crown. I think this is Hine's half sister.
Ok, I promise to stop now. I simply had to show you these last two.Ok so I am certainly not judging ANYONE for being crazy because you know I beat to a different drummer myself. However, when the breeder names her dogs after drugs....
You may think I am kidding and I wish I was. But the dogs names are Prozac, Midol, Advil, Zanex, Zoloft, Botox and Lipitor.
To sum up this post. The breeder of our dog says he looks like a monkey, hid him in a fern and produced him from Zanex and Prozac. And we wonder why Hines acts da' fool?
at least he is a cute monkey.
I guessed right on which puppy was Hines!!! I do agree that your breeder has a couple screws loose...
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to meet him (when the Dale family makes our maiden voyage to Denver)...I bet he is a spunky little guy!
Chels
WOW I WOULD THINK YOU LOST YOUR HUMOR ABOUT LIFE AND BECAME A SHARP TOUNGED BITTER JUDGEMENTAL PERSON,,GO LOOK AT ALL THE PICS OF PUPS WITH POOP ON THE FLOOR AND AT LEAST YOUR PUP CAME FROM A PLACE THAT TOOK CARE OF THE PUP RATHER THAN FERNS AS FAR AS THE NAMES I SAID THEY WERE MY HAPPY PILLS SO I DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE PILLS YOU HAVE A BITTER OUT LOOK ON OTHER PEOPLES FUN AT LEAST I HOPE THE PUP BRINGS YOU A SMILE..LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH WITH OUT PEOLPE BEING SO HARD ON OTHERS ENJOY THE PUP THEY ARE GREAT .
ReplyDeleteat least you got a good dog. and my mom MADE it a good dog. it was raised in a house on her couch. yup, w/ fake ferns. i think its pretty lame that you have a whole blog about your life and yet you decide to make fun of someone else in it...on a whole page. martha stewart you are not. martha has class. what you have displayed on this page is not that. you dont even know who this woman you made fun of is. she is my mother. how would you like it if someone took some of your pics off your blog and made fun of the people you love and what they do? wouldnt make you feel very good. my mother just got over a year of fighting breast cancer. and you are here making fun of her. had you known that would you still poke fun? please reconsider this the next time you write your next blog. your a beautiful lady, you don't need to act so ugly.
ReplyDeleteu think ur funny. & I admire people who do what makes em happy.. but not when it's talkin' trash about a perfectly sweet person who made it so YOU could have an adorable puppy, fake plants or not. 2 each their own,lady..it's not yoooour house! n she could name the dogs lil shit & fuckhead for all I care, as long as they're well cared for (which I know they are) it's all good. I've known the breeder since childhood & that's her life. Maybe u should get one..apart from ur blog.
ReplyDeleteIf you thought she was such a crazy person why did you even buy a dog from her? Obviously you had to have some trust in this woman in order to drop hundreds of dollars on your monkey..um..Dog. Maybe you should look at your crayon quote at the top of your blog and look at all the negative things you said about this person. Maybe you need to Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including some actual humor, and then maybe your picture may begin to lighten the hell up.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously enjoy your dog.